Chris in Vancouver WA
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Chris in Vancouver WA

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    This or That

  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Highway to Hell
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Hotel California
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Currently, "Hippie" by Barry Miles
  • What keeps you up at night?: Don't get me started
  • What helps you sleep?: Masturbation
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: "The Last Time I Saw Richard" by Joni Mitchell
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Forearms
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Thomas Jefferson
  • What book have you read the most?: Some JFK assassination book
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Dr. Strangelove
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Picasso sculpture in Chicago
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: there vs. their
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Sugar!
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Gays
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: As a love offering to Terry.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because it was filled with puppies, kittens, & bunnies.
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: I don't know what that is.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: cool

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