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The Max
Columbia, SC
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I am a graduate student at the University of South Carolina, studying children's literature I… more »


  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: data used as a singular
  • SF or LA
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Amazing Grace played on a hundred Northumberland Pipes (which in action look like the musician is masturbating!)
  • God is: a name we mortals have put on various concepts: infinity, eternity, fidelity, et al. that are difficult for us to fully understand even in an enlightened age.

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The Max is crewing up a fast ship with stout mates, preparing our venture to bring down an evil named Gold the Butchie. Hoist high the Black Flag and let our battle cry, "Blemange!" echo throughout the lands. Arr.
Apr 25, 2014 The Max commented on Londoners Have Bad Taste in Architecture.
You're whack, Mudede. The Gherkin is beautiful! Poetry in glass, metal, and concrete. I want to buy it, make its top few floors my evil London lair, and rent the rest out to artists on a sliding scale.
Apr 9, 2014 The Max commented on A Cockroach in the Restaurant: WWSD?.
@1--Great answer! I live in the Deep South. Down here, cockroaches down here are just a fact of life.
Apr 7, 2014 The Max commented on Lookin' Good, Harvey Milk.
Now can we please start a drive to replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 with our Harvey?
Apr 3, 2014 The Max commented on Actor James Franco Hits on a Teenage Girl?.
If he'd taken the girl to that hotel room he mentioned and fucked her until she saw God with her willing consent, it still wouldn't have been a crime. Flirting, he gets a pass. Especially if it doesn't represent a trend.
Apr 2, 2014 The Max commented on What Do You Think of the Lucy Trailer?.
Do we get to see Deathstroke-The-Scarlett kick the shit out of Joseph Gorden "Robin suits you" Levitt?…
Feb 7, 2014 The Max commented on Which Sketch Turned You into a Monty Python Fan for Life?.
Dead Parrot. That's the one that did it for me.
Feb 7, 2014 The Max commented on "What's a whippet?".
I must admit, I immediately thought of the breed of dog what usually looks like a small greyhound, but sometimes inherits a mutation that makes it one of the dozen or so breeds and mixes that can be classified as a pit bull.…
Feb 7, 2014 The Max commented on Chatterbox: The Internet Is Talking About Preacher and Pat Robertson.
I further wonder whether they'll starve Rogan down enough to bring off the immortal line, when protagonist Rev. Jesse Custer is asked if he's any relation to -that- Custer, "Nope. He was the dumb one liked gettin' his ass kicked."
Feb 7, 2014 The Max commented on Chatterbox: The Internet Is Talking About Preacher and Pat Robertson.
I wonder if the Preacher folks will have the mozzle to get Clint? Clint would really make it. That voice, "Like cobwebs creeping over my soul" is his voice.
Jan 31, 2014 The Max commented on A Morning Message from Mormons.
Personally, if Porn = Nazis and Sexual Naïveté = America, it's too late for me. I've already spanked too many (hypothetical) Jews into soap. Just hang me high. But let me change into my Batman costume first.

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