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Jan 21 saxfanatic commented on SL Letter of the Day: Closure.
I didn't realize he was dry-humping me until after he had to leave to clean himself up. He never asked for my permission. Once I understood what had happened, I felt violated.

I can certainly see why she felt violated. A proper young gentleman should always ask his mistress' permission when he wishes to remedy the unplanned soiling of his trousers.
Jan 21 saxfanatic commented on One "Savage Love" Reader Helping Another.
No, no, don't do that! Once eaten you'll become the property of some sports and entertainment conglomerate.
Jan 20 saxfanatic commented on Neil Steinberg On Charlie Hebdo, Blasphemy, Punched Noses, and the Pope's Unmodern Views On Free Speech.
I was about to invoke the "cheesburger moment" quote and then I remembered that those were Neil Steinberg's words too.
Jan 20 saxfanatic commented on SL Letter of the Day: Worst. Sex. Ever..
@50: Exactly.
@49: Stop teasing. Spill, already!
Jan 20 saxfanatic commented on SL Letter of the Day: Worst. Sex. Ever..
No question LW's "handsome dude" (HD) behaved badly and wasn't worth her - or anyone's - time, but... I'm wondering if her fully justified rant isn't fuelled by the frustration of expecting the same level of awareness she got from her ex-husband.
She's admittedly "vanilla". She's emerging from a long-term, presumably monogamous relationship. She sounds as impatient with herself as she was with HD for failing a communication exercise that probably hasn't been necessary for a long, long. time.
Yeah, I think she's just venting. She's not pitiable and I'm not worried about her odds for success. More power to her.
Jan 20 saxfanatic commented on SL Letter of the Day: Worst. Sex. Ever..
@35: Brilliant analogy. I get it completely! Everything he knows about sex he learned from hanging around trolls and orcs in dungeons and other dark and slimy places. Makes sense, really.
Jan 19 saxfanatic commented on SL Letter of the Day: Worst. Sex. Ever..
I know that, technically, sex is possible with a man who's a poor kisser, but why would you want that?
Jan 14 saxfanatic commented on SL Letter of the Day: A Monstrous Fantasy.
This brought to mind a description of a feature-length art project by Bjork and her boyfriend, Matthew Barney. In it, there is a scene where the two take knives and ritually cut slices off each other which they then roll into sushi and feed back to each other.

After a search I found it. It's called Drawing Restraint 9. While I, uh, usually devour all things Bjork, this film has a running time of 135 minutes. It may be a while before I ever get around to watching it. Anyway, VORE, you may find it satisfying. Good luck.
Jan 7 saxfanatic commented on Islamic Terrorists Storm Offices of French Satirical Magazine, Kill 12 People.
@22: I'm inclined to agree with you on most of what you say, but when you wrote

the same assholes who fool you into believing that disrespect is necessary, are the same assholes and idiot men that fool you into thinking that lies are necessary

... who did you have in mind, specifically? You could plausibly lob that accusation at any media outlet. Was it Charlie Hebdo? Al Jazeera? Fox News?
Jan 7 saxfanatic commented on SL Letter of the Day: Basic Bastards.
I'm thinking that KFFG can live in the boonies and find her ideal feminist man and score a smokin' hot lumberjack-type dom. The problem is that she wants to either find a local guy to fit the bill (unlikely) or to forge one type of guy into something very different.

She didn't really clarify her long-term relationship goals and timeline but I suspect that right now she'd be willing to postpone LTR/baby/whatever goals in favour of some play right now.

For now, why doesn't she just concentrate on turning some local lout into a serviceable dom. He doesn't need to be likable or even agreeable. He just needs to be someone trustworthy whom she can hate-sub the Hell out of.
Mr. Perfect she can find online and have shipped up from Vancouver, or Montreal or wherever. If he's a great feminist he'll accept the arrangement as is.

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