You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me

Location: Seattle

Bio/Manifesto

An unapologetically gay conservative Libertarian patriot.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• Presse or Pichet
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Don't Cry For Me Agrentina!
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Slog!
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Gramma

For Trolls Only

• What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Cause he could
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because they are
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one

Fill in the Blank

• God is: in the details