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An unapologetically gay conservative Libertarian patriot.


Location: Seattle


An unapologetically gay conservative Libertarian patriot.

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Don't Cry For Me Agrentina!
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Slog!
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Gramma
  • For Trolls Only

  • What's worse: Gay marriage or black people being allowed to listen to R&B?: Blacks
  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Cause he could
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because they are
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: in the details

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