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mkyorai

TMI

Too many teeth or No teeth at all
What song do you never want to hear again?: Yellow, by Coldplay.
Pot or Coke
Dicks or Vaginas
I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle

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May 8

mkyorai commented on Coming Out In a Big Way.

Dear Adam,

We already knew. What took you so long?

-Your Fellow Government Employees

Apr 30

mkyorai commented on Mitt Romney Wants You to Get Married Young (If You're Heterosexual, of Course).

Seriously, Paul. Southern Va University. Not UVA. UVA has much, much better sense.

Apr 30

mkyorai commented on Have You Seen the New Mountain Dew Commercial, Featuring Odd Future?.

@3 yeah. THAT's the expression I was looking for. What the hell did I just watch?

Apr 25

mkyorai commented on Woman Beats Would-Be Rapist Into Submission.

My personal favorite involved a female soldier watching an Iraqi work detail. When one of the guys on the detail decided he'd had enough of working for a woman, he slapped her ass. Whereupon she took him across the chin wih the butt of an M-16, then pointed the loaded weapon at him until he could be escorted off the base. Good times...

Apr 23

mkyorai commented on AP on Twitter: "Two Explosions in the White House and Barack Obama is injured" (UPDATE: AP reportedly hacked).

@8 nice.

Apr 10

mkyorai commented on The American Movie Theater Business Isn't Looking Good.

@20 preach it, brother! Preach it loud!

Apr 3

mkyorai commented on Another Homophobic NFL Team?.

@8 because the conference organizers are claiming an affiliation with the team. By putting it out there, he compels the team not only to respond, but also forces the team to slap the NOM-affiliated group around for implying an affiliation.

Mar 30

mkyorai commented on Friday Photo Fun: TUCK @ Chop Suey.

@1 yep, the gang's all here. That's SROTU and Sgt Doom in the third pic from the bottom (Doom's wearing his extra special tinfoil hat for the occasion). And three pics above that is 5280. It's hard to see in the picture, but he's carrying a concealed grenade launcher, for which we're sure he has a permit.

Mar 23

mkyorai commented on The Story of How I Was Detained and Almost Arrested This Afternoon.

@81 he really shut up after the election. I like the idea that marriage equality arriving in WA finally drove him around the bend, but it's more likely he saw the writing on the wall and didn't want to listen to us gloat.

Mar 23

mkyorai commented on The Story of How I Was Detained and Almost Arrested This Afternoon.

@66 I think the Stranger actually makes a habit of adding the caveat "a few bad cops" when they talk about issues within the SPD, and part of the responsibility of the press is to publicize incidents when police abuse their authority (a point substantiated by the Justice Dept, incidentally).