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Location: Frighteningly close to the Mason-Dixon line.

Bio/Manifesto

Comic Sans must be abolished.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• Vampire or Zombie
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Presse or Pichet
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Origin of Species (C. Smither)
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Muskrat Love
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Back issues of the New Yorker
• What keeps you up at night?: Sirens
• What helps you sleep?: Red, red wine with a chaser of Astelin
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Persuasion (as sung by R & T Thompson)
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Who's asking?
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Jeremy Bentham, so I can ask him what he thinks of his body: http://www.friesian.com/bentham.htm
• What book have you read the most?: The Deptford Trilogy (R. Davies)
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Holy Grail, like any good dweeby girl.
• What piece of art would you steal?: Figure with Meat (F. Bacon)
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Grammar is it's own worst enemy.
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Slogging into the wee hours.

Fill in the Blank

• God is: an inconvenient fiction.