Griffin

Location: Midwest

Bio/Manifesto

I am outnumbered by household quadrupeds by at least 3 to 1 at all times.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• SVN or Git
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
• OTB or ACT
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Fill in the Blank

• God is: indifferent