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Puty

Where Tory backbenchers roam

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I'm a Canadian so I keep all my guns in the freezer where they won't… more »

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Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
What keeps you up at night?: Procrastination
Punch Buggy or Slug Bug

Puty is considering his snake options.

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12:27 AM

Puty commented on NHL Could Move Phoenix Coyotes to Seattle in Time for 2013-2014 Season.

I was wondering when this post would go up. That's a good organization. You guys would be lucky to get it.

Jun 14

Puty commented on Gun-Crazy Country: Next Is St. Louis.

I'm skeptical that more guns would solve Africa's rape epidemic. Less poverty might help. More secularism too. Anyway, Africa is--obviously--totally off topic. It's dumb to bring it up. And desperate.

Jun 8

Puty commented on Sacred Sanctity of Marriage Watch.

Siddha: You are dementedly off topic and sound completely bananas. It's a wonder you don't type everything in all caps. I sincerely hope you're just a goofball troll stirrin' shit up because if you're for real, you're probably not having a fun life.

Jun 7

Puty commented on Young Americans More Likely to See Being Gay as a "Choice".

Like that space dude would say, fascinating. And @3Banna's succinct footnote is probably bang-on, too.

And you know, it's weird to see progress unfold in this global warmingy, teabaggy, rapey and rapey-jokey, government surveillancey, bike not-enough-helmety world. I like it! it's swell! Let's have more! Whee!

Jun 6

Puty commented on An Unrequited Compromise Is a Concession.

What a pack of corrupt, execreble parasites. Fuck it. Break up the country. Give the south to Republicans. After Republican economic and social masturbation fantasies inevitably cause total societal collapse, accept female, child, minority, LGBTetc and nerd refugees. Sit back and let the rest of the dumbfucks burn. Move on and be happy.

Also, ponies for everyone!

Jun 6

Puty commented on Lindy West: An Appreciation.

Lindy West is also an awesome douchebag detector. Just mention her name and the douchebags reveal themselves! And yes I love her and she's a hero.

Jun 6

Puty is considering his snake options.

Jun 5

Puty commented on "If I Had a Slime Like You in the White House, I'd Puke on You!".

That show was a calculated Orwellian moment of hate. It sure paved a career path for a lot of horrible people. Might have been the first time I was really scared of the United States.