Sir Vic
Bio/Manifesto
The Way may be full
The Way may be empty
The Way may be small
The Way may be plenty
The Way may unfold
The Way may unravel
The Way I behold
The Way is a marvel
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
or
Slug Bug
- Dan Savage
or
Charles Mudede
- No legs and a million dollars
or
A million legs and no dollars
- Dicks
or
Vaginas
- Elliott Bay
or
Amazon
- Pot
or
Coke
- Will in Seattle
or
Fnarf
- Ivar Haglund
or
Jean Enerson
- Tom Skerritt
or
Dave Matthews
Questions
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: Saeta - Miles Davis
- What song do you never want to hear again?: anything on KUBE
- What do you like to read when you poop?: nothing
- What keeps you up at night?: noise
- What helps you sleep?: beer & weed
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Saving Private Ryan
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: near navel
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Stevie Ray Vaughan
- What book have you read the most?: VCR manual
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Freshman (1990)
- What piece of art would you steal?: any Vermeer painting
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: they're are many
- What is your sweetest taboo?: jay-walking
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Being Seattle's #1 fag wasn't enough.
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: They can't count that high
- Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Fremont Sunday Market
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
Fill in the Blank
- God is: a concept by which we measure our own pain.