Allyn

Location: somewhere in neglected King County

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Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
• What keeps you up at night?: light-sleeping toddler
• What helps you sleep?: tylenol pm
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Thomas Paine
• What book have you read the most?: Common Sense
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Much Ado About Nothing
• What piece of art would you steal?: Sun In An Empty Room
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Their Your There You're They're

For Trolls Only

• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes