myStrangerFace Yeah, it's a copy of that.

Allyn

somewhere in neglected King County

TMI

What helps you sleep?: tylenol pm
What song do you want played at your funeral?: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
What movie can you recite verbatim?: Much Ado About Nothing
What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Their Your There You're They're

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May 16

Allyn commented on Mitt Goes Home.

Does he donate his old houses to goodwill or some other charity?

May 15

Allyn commented on Dribbling Soccer Ball From Seattle to Brazil Kills a Man.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't the dribbling of the ball that killed him, but the ton of metal that slammed into his body.

May 15

Allyn commented on Fucking A Hornet's Kills a Man Dead.

I... how... why... What was his BAC? Because he had to be drunk, right?

May 10

Allyn commented on New Metro Policy Says Drivers Who Find Pot on the Bus Need to Return It.

As someone who's never purchased or otherwise acquired pot, I've been trying to figure out how to get some.

I have an idea. Gotta go make a phone call...

May 10

Allyn commented on The Friday Morning News.

As to the dog ownership helping reduce the physiological reaction to stress, so does daily physical touch. Oh - and orgasms, too.

So sure, I could get a dog and improve my body's stress management abilities and spend hours of my life scooping poop. But I'd much rather have sex and skip the scat.

May 10

Allyn commented on David Sedaris on The Daily Show.

I generally like dick and I generally like frosting, but I think I would probably use Stewart's method too.

May 10

Allyn commented on Desperately Needed Christian Version of Macklemore & Ryan Lewis's "Thrift Shop".

I love that saving a puppy makes him an awesome Christian.

And so much for meek and humble...

And what's Jesus Juice??? Because I don't think it's what I think it is.

May 10

Allyn commented on Is Lifelogging Stupid?.

Why would someone want further proof of how truly boring and mundane their life is? The reason we often can't remember everything we did on Saturday several weeks ago: there wasn't anything worth remembering.

As to the true life-adventurers, aren't they usually looking ahead for the next adventure and not so much trying to relive the ones they've already had?

May 10

Allyn commented on Such Nice Dogs.

re @21 - so, I usually proofread, but I was focused on other things...

"vast" not "cast" and "harm" not "ham" and that second paragraph was supposed to be quoted... I think I need another drink.

May 10

Allyn commented on Such Nice Dogs.

@16,18 perhaps because while other dogs do bite and harm humans, the cast majority of ham comes from pit bulls.

Together, pit bulls (22) and rottweilers (4), the number two lethal dog breed, accounted for 84% of all fatal attacks in 2011. In the 7-year period from 2005 to 2011, this same combination accounted for 74% (157) of the total recorded deaths (213).

http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statist…