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Jan 16 K commented on RockCreek's Problematic "Hip-Hop Brunch" Menu.
Yeah, but if NWA was bacon, eggs, and crack, it'd be racist.

The KRS-ONE should be beans, rice, and bread. On a shelf.
Dec 16, 2014 K commented on Guest Editorial: Seattle, Pull the Plug on the Tunnel Unless You Can Answer These Seven Questions.
TBF, the lying in contract bidding is encouraged by the fact that usually the lowest bid wins, which is partly driven by anti-government nimrods demanding the government pay as little as possible for anything whatsoever. You get what you pay for. They don't seem to understand this.
Dec 5, 2014 K commented on The Rolling Stone Rape Story Correction Is About a Failure of Journalism, Not a Failure of Trust.
Yeah, it wouldn't be good journalism to point out that a person telling a story that isn't true is lying. You gotta stay objective, not report the truth! /s
Dec 5, 2014 K commented on SL Letter of the Day: Two Graves, One Book.
"And maybe you should do some introspection," said Dan, not, because female.
Dec 4, 2014 K commented on Advice from a Convicted Criminal on How to Keep Your Car Safe in Seattle.
I managed to start my friend's Nissan by unscrewing the ignition lock and then starting the actual ignition underneath with a screwdriver.

But that didn't unlock the steering wheel, so it wasn't very useful. Unless she wanted to drive slightly to the left, forever.
Dec 1, 2014 K commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Care Package.
@86 Fuckin nerds, will they ever learn to go back to their basements and grow out their neckbeards and leave the women for the "real" men? Amirite? Fuck you bro.
Dec 1, 2014 K commented on SL Letter of the Day: The Care Package.
Love how the gay guy is bashing the straight guy. Must be social justice or something. Obviously the problem is that he's a douchebag and needs "introspection," even though it's been established that the girl is sneaking him around and being secretive... if she doesn't respond in some non-malevolent way, it's obviously all *his* fault.

I suppose it's easy to presume that women are angelic and men are shitlords when your only relationship-related interactions with women are when they're complaining about their jerk boyfriends.

Seriously, Dan, do YOU have to be a douche about it?
Nov 21, 2014 K commented on This Will Cheer Up Depressed Democrats: "No Republican Candidate Has a Credible Shot at the White House in 2016".
Yeah, I just gotta move to Atlantis for the next two years is all.
Nov 19, 2014 K commented on What's Going On with Bumbershoot?.
Too much console, not enough tabletop.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of that other huge downtown event held that same weekend, the one fading hipsters don't go to. Bumbershoot should move to Portland just like their customer base already did.
Nov 14, 2014 K commented on About That "Save Paseo" Kickstarter....
Did Memon say just how much of the Kickstarter would go towards glorious Cuban revolution?

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