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Jun 20, 2013 cpt. tim commented on SL Letter of the Day: Cousin Couple.
Genetic material shared with first cousins: around 12%

Second cousins, around 3%

Neither is a big deal at all unless your family makes a habit of it. I'd totally bang a hot first cousin. If I had one.
May 15, 2013 cpt. tim commented on No, Starbucks, No.
One Frappitorum please.
Apr 29, 2013 cpt. tim commented on SL Letter of the Day: Mixed Signals.
Come on Dan who's giving mixed signals. This lady has been ending it consistently for 12 years and then after a week of sex says she loves the guy.

The guy on the other hand his kept up contact and indicates he's interested in her but not seriously. Maybe he has his reasons, maybe he is "damaged goods" but you can pay attention to someone, even sexual "I like you" attention and not want to fall in love with them or want them up in your alaskan wilderness with you.
Apr 22, 2013 cpt. tim commented on Reese Witherspoon Pulls a Lindsay Lohan.
June Cash? No. no. that's not it. Mrs. Bateman? No... Shit, I know this. Miss Woods?
Apr 9, 2013 cpt. tim commented on SL Letter of the Day: What Does a Boyfriend Prove?.
Don't try to get people in monogamous relationships out of them no matter how boring you think their partner is. It's just a shitty thing to do. If they don't want to be in the relationship, they can figure that out like grown ups.
Apr 6, 2013 cpt. tim commented on SL Letter of the Day: There's A Word For People Like You.
Jonty, you're wrong

Outside of the obvious offense of once again comparing human sexuality to horse fucking, sometimes humans voluntarily do things that do not arouse them, and have fun.

I defy you to hook me up to a boner meter and have me watch gay sex, I'll give you 100 bucks if it detects the hint of an erection. But throw some ladies into the mix to keep me going and I have no qualms fucking around with men. Identifying as bi would be incredibly disingenuous of me. You can't call me closeted because I'll tell anyone that asks how many dicks I've sucked, and I wouldn't be ashamed to identify as bi. So what am I?

According to margaret cho: Just horny.
Mar 31, 2013 cpt. tim commented on Miracle Moves Famous Atheist to Reassess His Beliefs.
Its a bit odd to insult someone from a dominant class with the slur used for the oppressed class. Calling a man a sexist cunt? It's that like calling a white dude a racist n****r?
Mar 26, 2013 cpt. tim commented on SL Letter of the Day: Gay Hahaha.
I dunno Dan. I'm attracted to women, There's nothing particularly arousing about sex with men, But I have fucked around with dudes in group sex situations and it's fun. I'd feel disingenuous identifying as bi. But i'm no opposed to same sex extracurricular if the company is right.
Feb 25, 2013 cpt. tim commented on SL Letter of the Day: Boys 2 Men.
Worst advice I saw in a while. no mention at all of power imbalance.
Feb 19, 2013 cpt. tim commented on The Tranny Awards Were Last Night.
Jesus Christ Dan. Trans* People are totally within their rights to decide how they want to feel about slurs.

You don't get to police what you view as selective enforcement. If you get called on something that you shouldn't have said, you fucking apologize.

What you don't do is cry when someone else gets away with saying it... because what are we? Two years old?