commented on SL Letters & Tweets of the Day: An Enemy of the Bi People
Step one: Be hot.
Step two: Wait.
Hang out with girls who like girls when you want to meet a girl. Hang out with guys who like guys when you want to meet a guy. Smile quite a bit and laugh at jokes even if they're not funny. Find reasons to casually touch people you're attracted to. Find yourself attracted to as many people as possible.
Everyone I've ever met ever was either bisexual or not paying attention.
commented on KING 5's "Spell Check at City Hall"
Never let the copy editor near a byline. To a person, they're a scooch less sexy than a conference filled with poets.
"Ha! he forgot a comma!" said the person with nothing better to say.
commented on A Baker Refused to Make Your Wedding Cake?
Pies are so much intimate than cakes. Your life isn't going to slice itself into neat, fluffy, frosting covered cubes, Arizona. Why not cover delicious gooey filling in the realities of pastry instead?
Save the cakes for celebrations where you've run out of places for candles.
What were we talking about again?
commented on Door Not as Cool as It's Cracked Up to Be
This would work great in one of those space movies where long hallways are interrupted by bulkheads every couple feet. I hope a bad guy gets his arm jammed into the works, thus providing our heroes with a chance to escape.