commented on While Reading a Book on the Bus
Look -- just ask! Say "What you got?" I'll hold up my book cover ("Slimed", a history of Nickelodeon kids shows in the 90s) and you nod and say thanks and we move on. Any attempt to discuss the book will be met with awkward silence.
commented on Flowers in the Attic Is Coming to Your TV
They do need William Castle in there hustling the film and its gimmick, Incest-O-Vision. "Put the Incest-O-Vision goggles on when the bell sounds, and you will see the rest of your life this way."
commented on George W. Bush to Cause the Apocalypse (Yes, Again)
I think that if Jesus comes back he's not going to get mad at the Jews, but he might sit down and swap a few yeshiva horror stories with the guys. "Was your rebbe really a hardass? Mine too! He'd clip me on the head with a yad if I mispronounced one word!"