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More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • SF or LA
  • Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Questions

  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Airplane!
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: homophones being misused
  • For Trolls Only

  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: best relegated to inside your damn church walls
 

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