Mighty Kaytor

Location: Toronto, Ontario
Website: http://mightykaytor.blogspot.com

Bio/Manifesto

I am struggling to find a balance between my life ambition to do as little as possible and my childhood dream of growing up to be an evil sorceress.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Pot or Coke
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: No One Mourns The Wicked
• What song do you never want to hear again?: The Greatest Love of All
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Whatever book I happen to be reading at the time.
• What keeps you up at night?: My brain. I'm nocturnal.
• What helps you sleep?: 'batin
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Look Mummy No Hands
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Tallulah Bankhead.
• What book have you read the most?: probably The Princess Bride.
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Again, probably The Princess Bride
• What piece of art would you steal?: If They still existed, and if it was possible,Klimt's University of Vienna Paintings
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Apostrophe abuse.

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He needed the lube.
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The fucking idiotic one

Fill in the Blank

• God is: warped.