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Apr 21 apres_moi commented on There Is a Newly Discovered Frog in Costa Rica with Skin Like See-Through Glass.
@3 I was about to comment on that as well. It's like it's saying 'fuck you world'
Apr 10 apres_moi commented on What Is the Best Phrase in This Piece That Already Has "Vatican Orgies" in Its Headline?.
@dan savage:

The following needs to be themes or bonus points for 2015 Hump:

"His fantasy was that I was Judas Iscariot and, since I had betrayed Jesus, I had to pay the price by becoming his slave"

Baldon orgies with Swiss Guards and Roman priests

"a little black book for anyone who might be interested in gay sex with priests"
Mar 13 apres_moi commented on The Morning News: City to Build Park on Slumlord Land, UW Investigating Frat for Yelling Racial Slurs at Protesters.
Clearly SAE's overall culture has a bit of historically racist culture that's being passed down from "elders"/alumni to the younger members, including fathers who are alumni teaching their sons the "ways" of SAE. I'm sure there have been times when this was quashed when there happens to be a black SAE member in the local chapter living in the house. I'd like to see a team of investigative reporters conduct research on this and expose some major shit with regards to SAE.
Dec 29, 2014 apres_moi commented on Cavity Search: X'treme S'toner S'mores™.
Years ago, a friend and I discovered to ditch the milk chocolate and go with dark chocolate for Smores. Do yourself a favor and stock up on the pack of 3 dark chocolate bars from trader joe's that's either $1 or $2.
Dec 8, 2014 apres_moi commented on Seahawks Beat Eagles, Inspiring Levels of Insufferability That Can Only Be Described As "Nelly-Esque".
I can't find the video clip of the post game interview that Kaepernick gave but it was a riot to see him pout like a little kid who can't get his way anymore.
Dec 3, 2014 apres_moi commented on Arizona Pastor Finds Biblical Cure for AIDS.
$100 says that he's a closeted raunchy bottom who posts his ass pics on craigslist and is later caught in the restroom getting fucked by some trucker.

He is the type that wants his wife barefoot and pregnant at home while he's out getting fucked.
Nov 24, 2014 apres_moi commented on There May Be More to That Story About the Woman Who Was "Ready For Ferguson".
Ladies and Gentleman our newest Darwin Award recipient.
Nov 11, 2014 apres_moi commented on The Week in Religious Theatrics.
I think that J.W pastor is preaching against the things that get his dick hard in public.
 

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