Womyn2me

Location: Magnolia, the poor part.
Website: http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com

Bio/Manifesto

I cannot be held responsible for another Ballard farmer's market orgy. It was not my fault the first time, either.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Pot or Coke
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Sweet Caroline - as a singalong
• What do you like to read when you poop?: catalogs
• What keeps you up at night?: worry about various apocolypse scenerios
• What helps you sleep?: Advil PN
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: I unfortunately cannot grow much hair
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Na'li ...
• What book have you read the most?: Gone with the Wind
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Dirty Dancing or Grease
• What piece of art would you steal?: I dont care for the Art
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: tHe Up AnD dOwN lEtTeR tHiNg

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He likes the feel of sand in between his toes.
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: what? God who? What is this God of which you speak?