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Joe Glibmoron

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May 19 Joe Glibmoron commented on The Sunday Morning News.

The link to the Palestinian refugee story isn't working.

Apr 30 Joe Glibmoron commented on 'Mother in UK Forced 14-Year-Old to Get Pregnant'.

Not to make light of this horror, but I can't help thinking that it would make a deliciously twisted Lifetime movie. I'm not sure who would play the evil mom, though.

Apr 30 Joe Glibmoron commented on The Tuesday Morning News.

@12 Gotcha. Sounds like a messed-up place, in any case.

Apr 30 Joe Glibmoron commented on The Tuesday Morning News.

Dominic, you got the South Africa story wrong, which isn't surprising, since the story references three different clients that the manly Afrikaner wilderness camp has managed to kill since 2007. The guy being degayed was 25-year-old Erich Calitz. The 15-year-old in the headline is described as having attention deficit disorder and struggling in school. His mom is quoted as saying that she thought the course would "make him a better man" and "give him a better future."

Apr 26 Joe Glibmoron commented on State Senator Mike Hewitt's Office Backpedals on Gay Farming, Calls Earlier Conversation "Poorly Handled".

@7: I suppose they're supposed to make their own biodiesel out of the food they grow.

Apr 26 Joe Glibmoron commented on Mummy Cat Found Under a House.

*amateur vivisectionist.

Apr 26 Joe Glibmoron commented on Mummy Cat Found Under a House.

Just be glad you don't live next door to Ashley Fawn Guldager,alleged catnapper and vivisectionist.

Apr 24 Joe Glibmoron commented on I, Anonymous.

The guy won't even go down on her? Forget boyfriend material, this guy isn't even fuckbuddy material.

On a related note, the spellchecker suggested that i replace the word "fuckbuddy" with "buckboard."

Apr 24 Joe Glibmoron commented on You Have to Wild-Child It.

What in the heck is a curated jam?

Apr 16 Joe Glibmoron commented on "Pendulous Breasts: A health issue for many ladies".

@6: I once knew a gym queen who was obsessed with his pecs. When I first met him, he worried that his chest was too narrow. After he'd been lifting for a few years, he worried that they looked too much like boobs.