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I was born. I'm alive (I think...I guess)...I love dots.... ......... .. .......... .... ...yeah.


Location: Somewhere in Seattle


I was born. I'm alive (I think...I guess)...I love dots.... ......... .. .......... .... ...yeah.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • SVN or Git
  • Pot or Coke
  • Presse or Pichet
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • Poneman or Pavitt
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • OTB or ACT
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Production or Devel
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: ...hmmmm, that's a good question.
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: anything by the indigo girls
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: I don't do's stupid
  • What keeps you up at night?: sex sex sex and music...if I'm playing it
  • What helps you sleep?: sex sex sex sex sex
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: I get emotional when I sing songs that remind me of currents and exes
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: guess
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Bobby K.
  • What book have you read the most?: too close
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: too close
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Modigliani's Reclining Nude
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: how many are there?
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: she knows who she is
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: So Rick Santorum would wet George Walker Bush's dick with his mouth then stick Bush's dick in his own ass, of course. EVERYBODY knows THAT.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: It's Clinton's fault...blame him.
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: grow up
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: one fucking pissed off lesbian...LOOK OUT!!! (I'm just sayin')

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