Eric Arrr

Location: Pike to the Pine

Bio/Manifesto

Liberal n

1. A conservative who has just been arrested.

More Than You Need to Know

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Slog. (duh)
• What keeps you up at night?: Those goddammed Cleanscapes trucks
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Georgetown
• What piece of art would you steal?: Lisa Dank's dog.
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: 'Dominate' is not an adjective.

For Trolls Only

• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Insurance doesn't cover demolitions.
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

Fill in the Blank

• God is: on my side, bitches.