Location: Pike to the Pine
1. A conservative who has just been arrested.
More Than You Need to Know
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: Never Gonna Give You Up, Rick Astley
- What do you like to read when you poop?: Slog. (duh)
- What keeps you up at night?: Those goddammed Cleanscapes trucks
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: Georgetown
- What piece of art would you steal?: Lisa Dank's dog.
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: 'Dominate' is not an adjective.
For Trolls Only
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Insurance doesn't cover demolitions.
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
Fill in the Blank
- God is: on my side, bitches.