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Jul 23, 2013 johnnie commented on Louis C.K. on The Daily Show.
Louis C.K. is an insufferable twat. I don't understand how anyone can tolerate seeing his enlarged baby face, let alone why they would seek out such an experience.
Jul 22, 2013 johnnie commented on Lunchtime Quickie: Let's Play Who's The Bigger Asshole!.
I am always happy to be a fag, but after watching this, I am just so so much happier to be a fag.
Jul 17, 2013 johnnie commented on Old Queen Moves Quickly....
I'm pretty sure that should be a period, not a coma, Right?
Jun 25, 2013 johnnie commented on Ken Hoinsky, Author of Controversial "Seduction Guide" Funded Via Kickstarter, Apologizes.
Heterosexuality is so fucked. Y'all screwed.
Jun 14, 2013 johnnie commented on Who the Fuck Puts Blinders on a Building?.
No one in Seattle should be worrying about too much sun.
May 29, 2013 johnnie commented on Free Love! (To the First 100 Customers at the King County Pet Adoption Center this Weekend).
BAD IDEA. Impulsive pet buying rarely works out. I hope those shelters are excited to get those pets back in two months or so.
May 24, 2013 johnnie commented on Did You Steal Our Unpaid Intern's Camera?.
So, kid left essentially $1500 laying on a table, in public, unattended. Someone took it. Saying, "Well, what did you expect?" doesn't make you an asshole. Rather, putting yourself in that position makes you an idiot.

I like unpaid intern's occasional Occupy musing and he's probably a great guy, but how anyone can muster anything more than a lazy shrug at this is beyond me.
May 24, 2013 johnnie commented on Did You Steal Our Unpaid Intern's Camera?.
Unpaid intern totally deserved it. Whenever I see people leaving expensive electronic things laying around in public, I'm always tempted to steal them just to teach someone a lesson. About how things can be stolen when you're an idiot.
May 22, 2013 johnnie commented on Portland Voters Are Stoopid.
Everyone needs to stop sucking science's dick.
May 21, 2013 johnnie commented on American Gothic.
Parasitical Rites, anyone?