Location: Canada, eh.
I am a student. Currently, I pay for this luxury. One day, I hope to get it for free.
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Bring It On
Stomp the Yard
- Cowgirls, Inc.
- Dan Savage
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Honey Bucket
Wizards of Ooze
- Elliott Bay
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
Staying Home (Lesbians only)
- Will in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- Tom Skerritt
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: Maps
- What song do you never want to hear again?: Tonight or whatever the damn "Mazel Tov!" song is called
- What do you like to read when you poop?: No! I am very very poo-phobic and love books. So no.
- What keeps you up at night?: The internet, my friends, and my thoughts
- What helps you sleep?: Orgasm.
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Hallelujah or Metropolis (the cartoon)
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: Mons Venus
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Luke Greenblatt
- What book have you read the most?: Hamlet, To Kill a Mockingbird or possibly Harry Potter 5
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: High Fidelity
- What piece of art would you steal?: Anything by Monet
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put.
- What is your sweetest taboo?: Being friends with exes.
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because Saddam Hussein cheated on him with the Devil and he's ANGRY
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: cuz 7 8 9
- Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Buy? Buying for pussies. I steal it. From orphaned Tibetan kittens
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
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- God is: good. Let us thank him for this food.