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TMI

  • Pot or Coke
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Buy? Buying for pussies. I steal it. From orphaned Tibetan kittens
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • What book have you read the most?: Hamlet, To Kill a Mockingbird or possibly Harry Potter 5

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fannerz

Location: Canada, eh.

Bio/Manifesto

I am a student. Currently, I pay for this luxury. One day, I hope to get it for free.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Meridian or Film Forum
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SVN or Git
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • OTB or ACT
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Production or Devel
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Maps
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Tonight or whatever the damn "Mazel Tov!" song is called
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: No! I am very very poo-phobic and love books. So no.
  • What keeps you up at night?: The internet, my friends, and my thoughts
  • What helps you sleep?: Orgasm.
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Hallelujah or Metropolis (the cartoon)
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Mons Venus
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Luke Greenblatt
  • What book have you read the most?: Hamlet, To Kill a Mockingbird or possibly Harry Potter 5
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: High Fidelity
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Anything by Monet
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put.
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Being friends with exes.
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because Saddam Hussein cheated on him with the Devil and he's ANGRY
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: cuz 7 8 9
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: Buy? Buying for pussies. I steal it. From orphaned Tibetan kittens
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: good. Let us thank him for this food.
 

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