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Dec 7, 2015 carsten coolage commented on No White Supremacists Showed Up on Capitol Hill Last Night, But Antifascists Did.
Dear clueless social justice blogger,
re: the broken windows and graffiti; these guys probably fall under the generic category of anarchists. This is old news; see the wto riots. For further reading check out John Zerzan, Derrick Jensen, or even Chris Hedges work; they explain why property damage is encouraged in these circles. If you have the fortitude to visit the next-gen, white race enthusiast websites [they now refer to themselves as the alt-right] you'll see that they regularly pull hoaxes on the media and SJW crowd. They recently hoaxed the mizzou protesters with reports of armed kkk members on campus which ended up spiraling out of control. These guys arent ex-con skinheads; they're programmers, engineers and hacker types. One of the most notorious hackers out there, "Weev" is one of them. I regularly geek out by following edgy, radical political groups and their propaganda/philosophy. The shit gets pretty dark.
Aug 14, 2015 carsten coolage commented on In Her Own Words: The Political Beliefs of the Protester Who Interrupted Bernie Sanders.
Believe me brothers and sisters! We would love to let y'all off the hook (and we will!) but we just need you pitch in fight the bad guys for a few decades more. After that your free to believe in whatever imaginary sky God voodoo makes you feel better; ok?
Aug 14, 2015 carsten coolage commented on In Her Own Words: The Political Beliefs of the Protester Who Interrupted Bernie Sanders.
We get it . Black unemployment has nearly doubled since the whole Obama thing; we could not be more sympathetic (you matter!) But check it y'all! We got a plan. Bussing 2.0; hear me out. If we can just get enough of our " new poor" to mix with yours then after a few generations we're totally in bizness!
Aug 14, 2015 carsten coolage commented on In Her Own Words: The Political Beliefs of the Protester Who Interrupted Bernie Sanders.
The problem with most blacks is that they just don't know what's good for them. Hell, we give the first chocolate potus and they still can't be bothered to toss us a single gay bone!
Jul 13, 2015 carsten coolage commented on I, Anonymous.
heroes like us just did the heavy lifting of raising the minimum wage for losers like you!

oh, wait. you already make 20? i guess in this one case someones pay was lowered.
tough tiddlywinks slave!
Jun 15, 2015 carsten coolage commented on A Friendly Reminder That Dogs Are Not People and Bringing Them to the Grocery Store Is Disgusting and Repulsive.
pretty much any public park is off limits now if you were thinking about walking barefoot in the grass or god forbid have a checkerboard picnic. every square foot of city park is covered with a layer of shit smear. iwould honestly rather have these assholes leave the steaming pile as warning beacon than leave behind a barely visible softserve landmine for my kid to mop up with his trousers. god help us all
Jun 15, 2015 carsten coolage commented on A Friendly Reminder That Dogs Are Not People and Bringing Them to the Grocery Store Is Disgusting and Repulsive.
this should be your cover story for a year straight. were being over-run by these entitled, PC pussies. "its your world!" "just do it!". Ya'll are mostly to blame for this general decline so ya'll should step up and make it right!
May 5, 2015 carsten coolage commented on A Talk With Cary Moon, Jerry Garcia, and Others at Hedreen Gallery Tonight.
seattles current art/cultural scene is so fucking embarrassing. its like a pier1 imports aesthetic; trying so fucking to hard appear "globally conscious". completely disconnected from the dirt your standing on. God help us
May 4, 2015 carsten coolage commented on Bernie Sanders on This Week: Don't Underestimate Me.
break the US into 5 bioregions; then we can have our scandinavia. your other option is to continue the slow trudge into the gray goo of globalism.