May 16, 2014 Mattini commented on On the Internet, Everybody Knows You're an Asshole.
Paul, you're right. What's the point of maintaining my presence as a talking martini glass? Commenting on this site doesn't enrich my real life in any way. E-goodbye forever.
May 15, 2014 Mattini commented on Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father.
I think @2 means encouraged as in, they only encouraged it. Rather than say, immediately phoning the police upon hearing the confession.

It was a grim joke. I snorted.
May 15, 2014 Mattini commented on UCLA Study: Horny People Hornier Than Less Horny People.
@6 has it. Dan's takeaway is the experiment method, not the result.
May 14, 2014 Mattini commented on No Shame in Loving Me First and the Gimme Gimmes' Game.
lol @1 starting out the comments with a punk dick measuring contest.

Me First is a fun band. They're best when they're leaping genres (Are a Drag and Take a Break are my favorites), so I'll check out this release.
May 13, 2014 Mattini commented on RuPaul's Drag Race Episode 13 Was So Pointless I'm Barely Going to Recap It for You.
@7 But I like Adore as a trashglam queen! I could support her winning $100k as long as she spends it on chintzy shit.
May 6, 2014 Mattini commented on On Fox News, Rick Santorum Refuses to Talk About How Much He Hates Gay People.
It's a losing issue. The majority of Americans are for marriage equality, and that number is only growing. The republican base is against, but that number is shrinking. Republican candidates will need to 'evolve' on this issue to stay competitive nationally, but they can't evolve yet without pissing off their base.

Or briefly, this is what you get when you build a brand around being a hateful fucktard.
May 1, 2014 Mattini commented on The Game of Life.
I was on board until I became a teenager and needed to take a lover. Unrealistic.
Apr 29, 2014 Mattini commented on Seattle Reacts to the Worst Decision RuPaul's Ever Made.
Ben had a good run, but this season belongs to Bianca and Adore.

And whether you think so or not, it's still shitty to post spoilers above the jump.
Apr 22, 2014 Mattini commented on Is It Okay to Bring a Big Gulp to a Fancy Restaurant?.
I'll never be able to afford to find out myself- do they not serve soda at restaurants like this?
Apr 21, 2014 Mattini commented on Seattle "Record Stores Of Days Gone By".
Didn't Cellophane Square move to The Ave, between 45th & 47th? Closed now though. I loved the scuffs bin- $5 banged up CDs that wouldn't always play but somehow managed to rip perfectly. Great way to discover new music.