Joe Szilagyi

Location: Sector 2814
Website: http://twitter.com/joeszi

Bio/Manifesto

Connecticut native, permanent Seattle resident, constant annoyance.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• SVN or Git
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Pot or Coke
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• OTB or ACT
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Where Is My Mind?
• What song do you never want to hear again?: That stupid Whitney Houston one.
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Comics.
• What keeps you up at night?: Cats expecting Pounce at 3am while making very loud biscuits.
• What helps you sleep?: A nice glass of rum.
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Hot Fuzz.
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Leg.
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Hunter S. Thompson.
• What book have you read the most?: Lord of the Rings.
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: (previously) Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I TOOK THE BREAD.
• What piece of art would you steal?: If I could get my hands on an Action Comics #1...
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: My own ritual abuse of grammatical norms. I write well, but would be dead without copyediting.
• What is your sweetest taboo?: A nice glass of rum.

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: It was all a part of his "agenda".
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: They're still not over that night at building 6.
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: I don't buy it. I strip the corpses of gnomes I've killed in Stranglethorn Vale.
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: cuddly.