commented on Some Assholes Always Have to Go and Ruin It for Everybody Else
I ran a little bathroom experiment and found that flushable wipes seemed to break down at about the same rate as regular toilet paper when left in about a cup of water. Until the Seattle Public Utilities specifically say otherwise, I don't see a problem with flushing the wipes.
commented on The Richer the Driver the Bigger the Asshole
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a person driving a Volvo with their heads down looking at their cell phone, I could probably buy my own pedestrian assault vehicle.
And don't get me started on that Mercedes commercial where the luxury car's ability to stop short of a girl running across the street to chase a ball saves her life. Why is this shithead driver speeding down a residential street in the first place? Because of his car's superior handling and stopping abilities?
commented on Nic Till You're Sick
Sounds fun. Technical web-comment: With an article containing footnotes, considering that it is now the 1990s, er, 2000s, er, 2010s, maybe there is some sort of internet wizardry that could have the footnote be hyper-linked to the text so that I don't have to scroll down to the note and back up?
commented on Morning News
Changing penmanship to handwriting discriminates against those without hands. May I suggest we change it to penpersonship?