balderdash

Location: Greenwood
Website: http://introverse.blogspot.com

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• Zune or Segway
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: All There Is
• What song do you never want to hear again?: I've suppressed the memory
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Lists of inactive ingredients
• What keeps you up at night?: My pounding heart
• What helps you sleep?: Masturbation
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Many of them, mostly about war and not love, which is weird
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: Anywhere on my head
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Me. When I die. I want more than one life. Too many video games?
• What book have you read the most?: Embarrassingly, "March Upcountry"
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Embarrassingly, "Mystery Men"
• What piece of art would you steal?: The Sistine Chapel, because it would piss off the Pope something fierce
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Incorrect use of apostrophes and "s" on the end of possessives and plurals, and also SHUT UP
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Meat. But rarely.

For Trolls Only

• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: That's where all the gay marriage certificates were being printed.
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: THE SWEAT OF MY VIRTUAL BROW, YOU LAZY NO-GOODS.
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: an atheist