More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Cowgirls, Inc.
- Dan Savage
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Elliott Bay
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
- Will in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- Ivar Haglund
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: All There Is
- What song do you never want to hear again?: I've suppressed the memory
- What do you like to read when you poop?: Lists of inactive ingredients
- What keeps you up at night?: My pounding heart
- What helps you sleep?: Masturbation
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Many of them, mostly about war and not love, which is weird
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: Anywhere on my head
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Me. When I die. I want more than one life. Too many video games?
- What book have you read the most?: Embarrassingly, "March Upcountry"
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Embarrassingly, "Mystery Men"
- What piece of art would you steal?: The Sistine Chapel, because it would piss off the Pope something fierce
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Incorrect use of apostrophes and "s" on the end of possessives and plurals, and also SHUT UP
- What is your sweetest taboo?: Meat. But rarely.
For Trolls Only
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: That's where all the gay marriage certificates were being printed.
- Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: THE SWEAT OF MY VIRTUAL BROW, YOU LAZY NO-GOODS.
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
Fill in the Blank
- God is: an atheist