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Location: Austin
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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: All There Is
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: I've suppressed the memory
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Lists of inactive ingredients
  • What keeps you up at night?: My pounding heart
  • What helps you sleep?: Masturbation
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Many of them, mostly about war and not love, which is weird
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: Anywhere on my head
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Me. When I die. I want more than one life. Too many video games?
  • What book have you read the most?: Embarrassingly, "March Upcountry"
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Embarrassingly, "Mystery Men"
  • What piece of art would you steal?: The Sistine Chapel, because it would piss off the Pope something fierce
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Incorrect use of apostrophes and "s" on the end of possessives and plurals, and also SHUT UP
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: Meat. But rarely.
  • For Trolls Only

  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: That's where all the gay marriage certificates were being printed.
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: THE SWEAT OF MY VIRTUAL BROW, YOU LAZY NO-GOODS.
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: an atheist
 

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