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Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: That's where all the gay marriage certificates were being printed.
I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
What keeps you up at night?: My pounding heart
God is: an atheist

balderdash has to maintain a solid record of terrible, useless comments. Consistency is professionalism!

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Jun 18

balderdash commented on SL Letter of the Day: Let Me Think....

Ah, sex-positive growing pains.

Yeah, like @1 said, GSIH, use this to your advantage! Watch gay porn together, do some fantasizing or role-play, or if you're adventurous enough, see if you can find some gay or bi guys who'd like to do some same-room action. This isn't a problem, it's a fun turn-on!

Jun 14

balderdash commented on Someone Is Selling Pork-Infused Bullets to "Deter Islamists from Martyrdom".

"do some people think that "Islamists" will screech and turn to smoke like fucking vampires if they're shot with a pork-infused bullet?"

No belief is too stupid to ascribe to racists.

Jun 14

balderdash commented on Texas Governor Rick Perry Calls for Legal Discrimination Against Atheists.

AAAAAAUUUUUGH YOU GODDAMN STUPID HILLBILLY TRASH, RICK PERRY HATES EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FROM THE DEPTHS OF HIS LITTLE LIZARD SOUL AND EVERY SINGLE THING HE DOES IS DESIGNED TO PANDER TO YOUR WORST INSTINCTS AND DISTRACT YOU FROM THE WAY HE AND HIS BUDDIES ROB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN EVERY SINGLE DAY SO STOP. FUCKING. VOTING. FOR. HIM.

*pant pant wheeze*

I think I need to go lie down.

Jun 14

balderdash commented on Texas Governor Rick Perry Calls for Legal Discrimination Against Atheists.

I'm a Texan, for the record, and I hate Rick Perry so much that I couldn't read past the first paragraph of this post without smoke coming out my ears. The worst part about him isn't even his politics, which are abhorrent enough; it's that he's not even remotely convincing. He's a reptile in a humanskin costume who makes a political living making outrageous gestures to the far right, who don't even like him but keep voting for him as long as they get their awful, hateful way. He's got not even a shred of humanity, so what does he care if the shit he does fritters away resources and makes the state a worse place to live for everyone?

Thanks so much for wasting yet more public money on idiotic, transparently pandering distractions that will never survive Federal court, you fucking snake. I hope you die.

Okay. I have to stop. Normally I have very healthy blood pressure but my doctor has ordered me not to think about Texas politics for more than five minutes at a time.

Jun 13

balderdash commented on SLLOTD: Campus Drama.

@11, I'm not gonna waste my time reading his drivel, but dang, based on the number of presumably-furious retorts, you apparently hit a nerve there with Dan's Slog-stalker.

Jun 13

balderdash commented on Marco Rubio Says "I'm Done" If the Immigration Bill Protects Same-Sex Married Couples.

If he really thinks anti-equality is a winning message on the national level going forward from this point, he's not nearly as smart as people are making him out to be... unless he's actually performing a Palin maneuver and setting himself up to run for a Fox commentator gig.

Anyway, we'll see how long he even retains any pull with the Latino vote if he keeps licking white Republicans' boots like this.

Jun 13

balderdash commented on Olive Way Starbucks Vandalized.

@7, "It graffiti is bad, its bad everywhere"

Really?

You don't think maybe that's kinda... weak logic? Especially since we're not even talking about graffiti here?

I mean, I could use the same faux-Kantian reasoning to say that since priests shouldn't be buggering little boys, no one anywhere should be buggering anyone. Is that true? Have priests ruined anal? Because that would be terrible.

Jun 13

balderdash commented on Olive Way Starbucks Vandalized.

Jesus, you idiot kids. Starbucks pays above minimum and has decent politics. If you absolutely must channel your rebellion into ineffectual acts of petty vandalism, can't you at least go vandalize a Wal-Mart or a Jiffy Lube or a Target or one of the multitude of other genuinely evil entities out there?

Jun 13

balderdash commented on SLLOTD: Blessed be the Ties that Bind.

I love ropework, but I'm barely even kinky. I just like rope. I hope BBTTTB got into it with his girlfriend, because it's fun even if it doesn't really turn your crank erotically.

Not really sure how the whole "Christian" thing really figures into it, though. I expected it to play into the issues in the letter somehow but it just didn't.