Achieve the Four Modernizations.

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May 21 dirge commented on Spoiled Rotten: Star Trek Into Darkness.
The opening scene, the spacewalk and Simon Pegg are the only bits I enjoyed. It was also nice that Tyler Perry did not reprise his role.

The plot is nonsense and I have to assume it was stolen from some slash fanfic and was then further degraded by Abrams.
May 21 dirge commented on Would You Like to Be Entertained for a Shorter Period or a Longer Period?.
When movies or plays cross roughly the 2:20 mark, they count as being 'long' for me.

Long books are fine: you can always put the book down, skip ahead, skim through the unnecessary descriptions or the begats. I enjoy books that require multiple sittings to finish; the breaks force me to consider the whole work at several points through the story.

Long movies are potentially acceptable, at least now when most people see them at home and can pause or fast forward. Not in the theater though.

Long plays are frequently terrible: your shit better be astounding to keep an audience hostage for 150+ minutes.
May 21 dirge commented on Rightwing Anti-Gay French Activist Commits Suicide at Notre Dame Cathedral.
@29 If he was part of the OAS, then he didn't start with himself.
May 20 dirge commented on Saint Genet Re-Creates "Shoot".
If you don' t like it then don't enable it. Walk away.

If you feel a 'duty' to witness it, then don't complain about it because you're part of it.
May 15 dirge commented on Which Fox TV Series Looks Worse?.
I have to assume that Green and Ribisi are appearing in Dads in lieu of serving time.

"So what will it be, either 5 years at Lompoc or 8-episodes of a MacFarlane sitcom?"
"Todd?"
"No, Seth."
"Shit."
May 9 dirge commented on Candy Land: The RPG.
Nice call.

Check out Highlands too, for some break-time amusement.
Apr 29 dirge commented on NBA Committee Rejects Hansen Bid to Purchase Sacramento Kings.
I guess Hansen isn't getting his $30 million deposit back.
Apr 29 dirge commented on Idiot ESPN Writer Pretends to Be the Voice of God While Talking Shit About Jason Collins.
Granderson's response is just as nonsensical as Broussard's.

Why either of them are commenting on their religious beliefs while discussing basketball is puzzling.
Apr 22 dirge commented on Bombing Suspect Won't Be Tried as Enemy Combatant, Charged With Conspiracy to Use WMDs.
That Texas fertilizer plant was really a WMD factory.
Apr 22 dirge commented on TD Ameritrade's Evil Ad: "Karen & Jeremiah".
They had to move the exurbs to make meth after they blew up their retirement accounts day-trading through a high-fee brokerage.
 
 

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