Corydon

Location: Denver

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• Tushy or Tuchus

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Der Abschied from Das Lied von der Erde
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Anything from the soap bottle to classical literature
• What helps you sleep?: Masturbation
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: apostrophes are not used to make things plural

For Trolls Only

• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: Dog spelled by dyslexics