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Clara T
8:45 PM yesterday Clara T commented on So I've Got This Baby Bird....
Birds are awesome outside living on their own. Shitting up my house taking up my time making people think I'm a weird bird person not so much.

Also they are temperamental baby birds. The post above is right that you can do everything just so and they still sometimes die - ungrateful little fuckers.
Jun 12 Clara T commented on Here's an Obscure Federal Provision That People Can Get Behind (Involving Chickpeas!).
According to the Paleo blather these foods are literally poisonous.
Jun 11 Clara T commented on Man "Places" His Penis inside His Unconscious Neighbor to "Save Her Life".
"placing your penis inside of an unconscious woman is neither gallant nor medically appropriate."

[cue The More You Know jingle]
Jun 11 Clara T commented on Turkish Protesters Down But Not Out.
That's some sweet ass violence, rocks flying at 100mph! Hope someone with kids lost an eye, you know, if s/he's one of the bad guys.
Jun 11 Clara T commented on NSA? No, You Should be More Worried about the Person Sitting Near You.
Party A should shut the fuck up and Party B should mind her own business. But they're Philadelphian anyway, so let them lose their souls.
Jun 11 Clara T commented on Deep Thought.
The donkey graphic is what makes the name tasteful.
Jun 10 Clara T commented on I'm Still Waiting for My Purple Tomatoes.
but I will go on record that they shouldn't have crossed the lady in the video with a raccoon.
Jun 10 Clara T commented on I'm Still Waiting for My Purple Tomatoes.
I too am a member of AMNAGMOs, so liked by neither the dippy-hippy nor the coin-eyed corporatist. Their loss ....
Jun 9 Clara T commented on Lindy West Reads Aloud Some of the Revolting Rape Threats She's Received.
What a bunch of assholes on the internet. And what big surprise! I thought Opie and Anthony fans would be much more moderate and considerate. So mean spirited ... dicks the lot of them.

There's a lot out there that's offensive. Rape is sacred but murder seems to get a pass. If I was forced into some sort of horrible Sophie's choice for myself or a family member between rape and murder I'd pick rape 7 days a week. Rape is terrible; murder is worse. It is crazily frequent and has horrendous ripple effects on everyone around it. You can book a seat on a murder mystery train and participate is jolly evening of sleuthing. Could you imagine the reaction if the host said "someone on this train has been raped, and one of you is the rapist"? If every episode of every crime show started with the scene of a brutal rape? Why aren't we exorcised about murder culture, and revolted at murder humor, and fighting for a murder free society? And the dozen other horrible social ills that seem fair game for comedians? Pick your battles I guess ...
Jun 9 Clara T commented on If That Former Green Beret and Iraq War Vet Had Been Armed He Could Have Protected Himself From....
What gets me about this is everything was perfectly legal. It's legal to have guns lying around when preschooler are in the house. How can this possibly be, in a legal sense, just fuckin' fine? Kids can't legally pedal a tricycle w/o a helmet, but the state has nothing to say about strewing guns hither and yon then letting people still on their first set of teeth have at it?
 
 

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