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Location: Ballard

Bio/Manifesto

Nonsense is better than no sense at all.

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Poneman or Pavitt
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Production or Devel

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: "You Set the Scene"-Love
• What song do you never want to hear again?: When I See You Smile
• What do you like to read when you poop?: I wish I had room in my bathroom to keep stuff to read in.
• What keeps you up at night?: Insomnia
• What helps you sleep?: Valarian and weed
• What song or movie makes you cry?: I don't cry. My friends tease me about this.
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: More like my most hairless square inch-palms and soles
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Not a person, my old black cat Rowdy
• What book have you read the most?: Betting On the Muse-Bukowski
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• What piece of art would you steal?: Anything from Chihuly, he has enough money already.
• What is your sweetest taboo?: Meet me for drinks and find out

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Because he hates pit bulls
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: It's kind of like the Total Perspective Vortex from Hithchikers Guide to the Galaxy, if you look into it you will go mad.
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: I don't buy it, YOU buy it from me! What is WOW Gold again?
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

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• God is: a placeholder name for our transcendant experiences in the world (from What the Bleep Do We Know)