Jubilation T. Cornball
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Mar 17 Jubilation T. Cornball commented on The Morning News: A Possible Explanation for Why Many Rural Whites Voted for a Man Who Is Going to Make Their Lives More Miserable, US Shops For a War.
Let's see...an occasional chuckle or incessant WTFs? Which do you prefer in your journalism, folks? Operators are standing by to take your vote!
Mar 10 Jubilation T. Cornball commented on The Morning News: Mayor Ed Murray Gets His Most Significant Re-election Challenge Yet.
Maybe while Murray and Oliver battle it out for the I-smoked-a-clove-cigarette-at-a-Sanders-rally vote, a moderate person with the ability to bring a semblance of reality to this city will walk past them to victory. I know, I know...better have another hit of acid.
Jan 20 Jubilation T. Cornball commented on From "aPodments" to Luxury One-Bedrooms, We Scoured Seattle to Find Out What the Rental Market is Like.
"It fit in perfectly on the street of shabby apartment buildings and party-houses-to-be."

UH-OH! Who let that through? As we've all been told by the Urbanist Elite, a neighborhood full of rentals is every bit as clean and livable as a neighborhood of homeowners. Someone's singing off the song sheet...
Jan 17 Jubilation T. Cornball commented on In the Midst of Capitol Hill's Restaurant Madness, Machiavelli Endures.
Mission from HQ: Slam Machiavelli and shut it down so developers can bulldoze it. The die are cast...
Oct 28, 2016 Jubilation T. Cornball commented on Curtis Steiner, a Store That's More Like a Museum, Has Been Ransacked and Burgled.
And so we bid a fond farewell to the sanity, as it was, of Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Oct 27, 2016 Jubilation T. Cornball commented on Naked, Sweaty Macklemore Rails Against Pharmaceutical Addiction in New Video for "Drug Dealer".
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Oct 27, 2016 Jubilation T. Cornball commented on Curtis Steiner, a Store That's More Like a Museum, Has Been Ransacked and Burgled.
@1 - I just checked the thread on NextDoor about this and, after 19 hours, it's just heartfelt sympathy -- no one calling out anyone or any type of person. So maybe you need to over there and stir it up some! The NIMBYs aren't frothing enough for you!
Oct 27, 2016 Jubilation T. Cornball commented on Curtis Steiner, a Store That's More Like a Museum, Has Been Ransacked and Burgled.
@4 -- LOL your name -- and yep, you're spot on.

@1 -- probably you can find a few loons attesting to such, but does their misguided commentary disqualify the fact that crime in Ballard at businesses and homes is causing real concern? Do we run a risk of ignoring a real issue if we just point at the most extreme voice and dismiss the issue accordingly?