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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Pot or Coke
  • SF or LA
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: John Cage - 4'33"
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Jeff Buckley - Hallelujah
  • What keeps you up at night?: the frame and springs of my bed.
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Mark Twain, though I'm sure that would just piss him off.
  • What book have you read the most?: by frequency: The Wizard of Oz. by volume: The Stand.
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "him and me" vs. "he and I." Sometimes, they'll even say "him and I"
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: for all the slippery, slippery oil.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: superfluous.


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