commented on Fucking a Hornets' Nest Kills a Man Dead
You have somehow failed to make this about either race or city density.
Who is posting this under Charles Mudede's name? It surely cannot be Mr. Mudede. He would have mentioned the urban density of the hornet's nest compared to the rural isolation required to fuck farm animals and the tragic consequences when those two worlds collide.
commented on One Dead Animal During My Walk to Work
And I read your post, and thought of Ozzie Osbourne's "Diary of a Madman".
And then I pondered what a "Dairy of a Madman" would be like... Would there be cows genetically modified to have massive udders? Would a madman restrict himself to cows, or would he venture out into other more exotic mammals? How much milk can a sloth produce?
commented on Warner Bros Working on a Shining Prequel
Please, please, please be a romantic comedy where Jack and Wendy fall in love, get married over her family's objections, and have a kid. Switch the order around for drama, if need be. She marries him for a green card, she gets pregnant, they fall in love, whatever.
And lots of playful foreshadowing to Jack trying to kill Wendy and the kid. Playing peek-a-boo "Heeeere's Johnny!", etc. And a happy ending.
Sure, they meet ghosts and Jack goes crazy and tries to kill them all, but before that... before that it was a love story!
commented on "Why can't I see the Space Needle?" A Letter to the Editor
Why not build a new, larger Space Needle on top of Queen Anne, about twice the height of the current Space Needle (but starting higher -- so the tip would be about 3 times higher than the current Space Needle.
Visible from basically everywhere.
commented on Senator Rob Portman Now Supports Gay Marriage
Perhaps if his gay son moves out of state, Senator Portman will support equal rights across state lines.
He's slightly less scummy than he was before, but he's still scum. He is a Republican after all.
commented on Which Is The Best Star Trek Series?
Even though Enterprise has its problems (does it ever!), and can be terrible (does it ever!), it's at least better than the relentless blandness of Voyager.
And for best character in Voyager, I voted for Kes, because at least she had the common decency to go away.
commented on Don't Say You Weren't Warned
Unfortunately, the ACLU support the Citizen's United decision, and filed briefs in favor of the eventual decision.
So, you have to decide which is worse: rampant corporate money in politics, or everything else.
commented on How Can We Stop Frank Gehry?
This one I like -- he's gotten the very wealthy to fund and praise something that looks like a shanty town constructed of scraps of metal, and give it one of the most prestigious locations in Panama.
Every ship, every plane, every traveller coming into Panama will see this thing, and it will become part of their memories of Panama. When they think of Panama, they will think of this shanty town, this sad, miserable shanty town somehow devoid of all activity.