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This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• SVN or Git
• Barsuk or Fantagraphics
• Pot or Coke
• Presse or Pichet
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• Poneman or Pavitt
• Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• OTB or ACT
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Production or Devel
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: "Storms" by Fleetwood Mac
• What song do you never want to hear again?: "Last Christmas..."
• What do you like to read when you poop?: My mail
• What keeps you up at night?: My anti-depressants
• What helps you sleep?: My kitty
• What song or movie makes you cry?: movie: "Color of Paradise" by Majid Majidi
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: My cooch
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: John Lennon
• What book have you read the most?: Harry Potter
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Office Space
• What piece of art would you steal?: that picture hanging up over my bed in that Super 8 in Fayetteville, NC
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: improper use of commas
• What is your sweetest taboo?: letting my cat lick my fingers after I masturbate

Fill in the Blank

• God is: one of us