More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Dan Savage
- Honey Bucket
Wizards of Ooze
- Dina Martina
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: Anything by David Bowie. Okay, not Anything. But anything good. Or really, just about.
- What song do you never want to hear again?: That damn "You're beautiful" fucking Rod Stewart-wannabe train song that makes me want to gouge out people's eyeballs.
- What song or movie makes you cry?: Thumbalina. Fuck you. Don't judge me.
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Velvet Goldmine
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: Using semi-colons instead of colons cause they look fancier
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: He hates our freedom
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
Fill in the Blank
- God is: a really really comforting fabrication