ScrawnyKayaker

Location: > 1/2 mile offshore

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Pot or Coke
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• SF or LA
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson

Questions

• What song do you never want to hear again?: anything by Billy Joel
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Real Change, porn, the Liberal Gun Club forum
• What keeps you up at night?: peeing
• What helps you sleep?: darkness
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Vincent Black Shadow, Barry Lindon
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: my scalp
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Any Rand, so I could torture her to death
• What book have you read the most?: something nerdy
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Is there another answer to this?
• What piece of art would you steal?: The Space Needle
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "hone in," use of "gift" as a verb
• What is your sweetest taboo?: beef jerky

For Trolls Only

• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: a myth