ScrawnyKayaker
> 1/2 mile offshore
TMI
- Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
- What book have you read the most?: something nerdy
- Will in Seattle or Fnarf
- Dicks or Vaginas
- Vampire or Zombie
in the past few hours
ScrawnyKayaker commented on I Love Television.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on I Love Television.
Oooh, tragic missed opportunity: no joke like "...Candlebra, about Lee Liberace, who never touched a bra in his life!" Except with actual funniness.
11:56 AM
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Wanna Be a Young Sexy Hempfest Calendar Girl?.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Wanna Be a Young Sexy Hempfest Calendar Girl?.
Old enough to drink is too old to grace a stoner calendar? [eyeroll]
9:52 AM
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Morning News: No Fluoride in Portland, a Beatboxing Goat, and the Waffle House Disaster Index.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Morning News: No Fluoride in Portland, a Beatboxing Goat, and the Waffle House Disaster Index.
The 5A covers embarrassment?
9:48 AM
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Portland Voters Are Stoopid.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Portland Voters Are Stoopid.
@10 You forgot the most important part: Ice cream. Little childrens' ice cream!
9:01 AM
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Tornado Truthers.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Tornado Truthers.
Wow. That conspiracy kookery is a powerful drug! Tell me again how ram's bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes?
However, while I hate to excuse anything about Rand Paul, trying to link him with this particular outrage against reason is a little like saying Lindy West endorses everything Dan Savage ever said, since she used to write for The Stranger.
However, while I hate to excuse anything about Rand Paul, trying to link him with this particular outrage against reason is a little like saying Lindy West endorses everything Dan Savage ever said, since she used to write for The Stranger.
10:25 AM yesterday
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Morning News: An Even Bigger Tornado.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Morning News: An Even Bigger Tornado.
Good thing they sank that monorail project. A few dead and maimed pedestrians are a small price to pay for all that pork fed to the construction industry by light rail.
10:08 AM yesterday
ScrawnyKayaker commented on The Limits of Democracy.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on The Limits of Democracy.
@3 No, they'll just pay it, and bitch about how it's all the "liburuls'" fault.
Or maybe a miracle will occur, and the auto industry will finally start bringing good, smaller diesel engines here from their European markets, so the jarheads can have their torque and decent fuel economy, too. I drove a rented Seat diesel in Germany two years ago, and it was like a fucking paradise chasing Audis on the autobahn at 170 kph.
Or maybe a miracle will occur, and the auto industry will finally start bringing good, smaller diesel engines here from their European markets, so the jarheads can have their torque and decent fuel economy, too. I drove a rented Seat diesel in Germany two years ago, and it was like a fucking paradise chasing Audis on the autobahn at 170 kph.
9:57 AM yesterday
ScrawnyKayaker commented on How to Taxidermy a Rat.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on How to Taxidermy a Rat.
Luther looks like he got punched really hard in that one shot. But overall, nice work. I'll give this a "shut up, vegan!" out of ten.
What holds the eyes in place, super glue?
What holds the eyes in place, super glue?
9:50 AM yesterday
ScrawnyKayaker commented on How to Taxidermy a Rat.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on How to Taxidermy a Rat.
Beer and scalpels? What could possibly go wrong?
8:41 AM yesterday
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Lindy West on Vagina Power.
ScrawnyKayaker commented on Lindy West on Vagina Power.
Whoa. Lindy's syntax is really on a roll. <3
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