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ScrawnyKayaker
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SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
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  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Vincent Black Shadow, Barry Lyndon
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "hone in," use of "gift" as a verb
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: Real Change, porn, the Liberal Gun Club forum

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Aug 24 ScrawnyKayaker commented on The Sunday Morning News.
Wow. I thought typical comments at the Seattle Times site were bad, but that KOMO elephant story is REALLY bringing in the geniuses.
Aug 21 ScrawnyKayaker commented on I, Anonymous.
All Sloggers are correct, but @11 is more correct than others.
Aug 11 ScrawnyKayaker commented on A Book for White Kids: "My Parents Open Carry".
That cover kinda makes me want to shoot the illustrator. The Chuckie faces on those people scare me.
Aug 11 ScrawnyKayaker commented on Slog Poll: What the Hell Is Sarah Palin Saying?.
@6 How about South Padre Island? Is that still a thing? She could do USO shows for the kids during their spring break binge drinking tours of duty there, and hopefully a hurricane would put her out of our misery in a few years.
Aug 11 ScrawnyKayaker commented on Slog Poll: What the Hell Is Sarah Palin Saying?.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? It's like the perfect self-parody of her vacuous bimbo image, but I don't think she's clever enough to do that deliberately.

I usually take the "I'm stupider for having watched that" meme as just a joke, but after watching it three times to try to understand her reasoning, I actually do feel dumb and confused.

More than usual, that is.

Aug 11 ScrawnyKayaker commented on Christian Mingle: The Movie.
@9 "Fetch" is not going to happen.
Aug 8 ScrawnyKayaker commented on Garfunkel and Oates Premieres Tonight on IFC.
Fuck all you haters. Garfunkel and Oates are the beast!

Although whether they can translate the genius of Go-Kart Racing or Pregnant Women Are Smug into a TV series, I wouldn't care to bet...
Aug 4 ScrawnyKayaker commented on SL Letter of the Day: This Cheater Will Never Stop Cheating.
...like the use of "nanosecond" by people who haven't the faintest fucking idea what a nano-anything might be like.

Thank Chaos that seems to be running its course, because that shit literally makes me want to kill people.
Aug 4 ScrawnyKayaker commented on SL Letter of the Day: This Cheater Will Never Stop Cheating.
@29 It's not ironic, it's just a trendy, lazy habit.
Aug 4 ScrawnyKayaker commented on The Draft Mitt Movement Picks Up Steam.
@17 Heh, you're right: it took me way longer than I'd have guessed to dredge up the name "Paul Ryan" from my moth-eaten memory cells.

And you're right about McCain. At least he has the minimal quality for a respectable politician: he can fake sincerity. I can tolerate him for that.

Whereas Mitt is too transparently smug and entitled to fool anybody, and Palin is too stupid to do ANYTHING correctly.

I guess that makes Ryan the most dangerous of these also-rans, since he's just an empty suit full of vicious ambition. Kinda reminds me of Nixon...
 
 

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