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The average house cat will consume you before you are cold.

If you can't say "Fuck", then you can't say "Fuck the government." ~Lenny Bruce

"Science...she's one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on." ~Masuka, from Dexter

"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own." ~ Number 6 from The Prisoner

If access to health care is considered a human right, who is considered human enough to have that right? ~ Paul Farmer

If you are wondering what this has to do with a bio...well, if you don't get these quotes...then you don't get me. :)

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Too many teeth or No teeth at all
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
  • Elliott Bay or Amazon
  • SVN or Git
  • Pot or Coke
  • Dina Martina or Jean Godden
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • Poneman or Pavitt
  • Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Will in Seattle or Fnarf
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • OTB or ACT
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Production or Devel
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Talk to Me by Stephen Lynch
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: That thumpa thumpa song that those kids play at the club.
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: dan savage novels...helps things flow.
  • What keeps you up at night?: People who don't call when I tell them to.
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: depends
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Thomas Jefferson so he could die after watching FOX news & CSPAN.
  • What book have you read the most?: Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Lord of the Rings Trilogy
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Something by Goya
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "Your" instead of "You're"
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: um
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: There wasn't enough cock sucking in Iraq and Dan, being wise and powerful said: "Let there be dick sucking" ... and it was good.
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
  • Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because there was no building seven...dun dun dun...
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: um...WOW?
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: a homo too!

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