bugwitch

Bio/Manifesto

The average house cat will consume you before you are cold.

If you can't say "Fuck", then you can't say "Fuck the government." ~Lenny Bruce

"Science...she's one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on." ~Masuka, from Dexter

"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own." ~ Number 6 from The Prisoner

If access to health care is considered a human right, who is considered human enough to have that right? ~ Paul Farmer

If you are wondering what this has to do with a bio...well, if you don't get these quotes...then you don't get me. :)

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• SVN or Git
• Pot or Coke
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• Poneman or Pavitt
• Wildrose or Staying Home (Lesbians only)
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• OTB or ACT
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Production or Devel
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: Talk to Me by Stephen Lynch
• What song do you never want to hear again?: That thumpa thumpa song that those kids play at the club.
• What do you like to read when you poop?: dan savage novels...helps things flow.
• What keeps you up at night?: People who don't call when I tell them to.
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: depends
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Thomas Jefferson so he could die after watching FOX news & CSPAN.
• What book have you read the most?: Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Lord of the Rings Trilogy
• What piece of art would you steal?: Something by Goya
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "Your" instead of "You're"
• What is your sweetest taboo?: um

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: There wasn't enough cock sucking in Iraq and Dan, being wise and powerful said: "Let there be dick sucking" ... and it was good.
• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because there was no building seven...dun dun dun...
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: um...WOW?
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: a homo too!