The average house cat will consume you before you are cold.
If you can't say "Fuck", then you can't say "Fuck the government." ~Lenny Bruce
"Science...she's one cold hearted bitch with a fourteen inch strap-on." ~Masuka, from Dexter
"I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own."
~ Number 6 from The Prisoner
If access to health care is considered a human right, who is considered human enough to have that right? ~ Paul Farmer
If you are wondering what this has to do with a bio...well, if you don't get these quotes...then you don't get me. :)
More Than You Need to Know
This or That
- Punch Buggy
- Bring It On
Stomp the Yard
- Dan Savage
- No legs and a million dollars
A million legs and no dollars
- Frank Gehry
- Too many teeth
No teeth at all
- Honey Bucket
Wizards of Ooze
- Elliott Bay
- Dina Martina
Staying Home (Lesbians only)
- I hate living in Seattle
I wish I lived in Seattle
- Will in Seattle
A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
- Ivar Haglund
- Tom Skerritt
- What song do you want played at your funeral?: Talk to Me by Stephen Lynch
- What song do you never want to hear again?: That thumpa thumpa song that those kids play at the club.
- What do you like to read when you poop?: dan savage novels...helps things flow.
- What keeps you up at night?: People who don't call when I tell them to.
- Where's your hairiest square inch?: depends
- If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Thomas Jefferson so he could die after watching FOX news & CSPAN.
- What book have you read the most?: Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows
- What movie can you recite verbatim?: Lord of the Rings Trilogy
- What piece of art would you steal?: Something by Goya
- What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: "Your" instead of "You're"
- What is your sweetest taboo?: um
For Trolls Only
- Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: There wasn't enough cock sucking in Iraq and Dan, being wise and powerful said: "Let there be dick sucking" ... and it was good.
- If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
- Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: Because there was no building seven...dun dun dun...
- Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: um...WOW?
- What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
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- God is: a homo too!