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Jan 17, 2013 Schorschi commented on Saddlebacking As Birth Control.
Another quibble:
No husband is going to be moved and delighted knowing that he's the first into your V but your A has been getting pounded for 7+ years.

On second thought, don't listen to me. Tell him that special story on your wedding night, right before you give him that special gift.
Nov 9, 2012 Schorschi commented on Anti-Gay Now, Anti-Gay Tomorrow, Anti-Gay Forever!.
I'm one of the gay-friendly, responsible-gun-ownership-respecting, fiscally-conservative young persons they're turning off. If the GOP implodes like this in 2016, and the Dems run a sensible, serious center-left candidate like Hillary Clinton, I'm yours. Swing for the left and run Warren or somebody like that, I'm not interested in that nut fight.
Jun 25, 2012 Schorschi commented on On Booze, Meth, Suicide... and GOProud.
Romney's positions are shitty, but he does not oppose adoption by gay couples:…
Jun 1, 2012 Schorschi commented on Spiderman, Of Course, Would Be the World's Greatest Gay Bondage Top.
Just google image search "Green Lantern" and "fist". You're welcome.
Jun 1, 2011 Schorschi commented on Formerly Socialist Countries More Homophobic.
Despite what socialist idealists living in capitalist countries believe, socialist revolutions have a strong trend toward conformity. What's more non-conformist than gay sex? Commie darlings like Che "Round 'em Up" Guevara put gays in camps with others he considered mentally ill.

This is part of the weirdness of modern politics. Republicans want fiscal freedom and hate social freedom, Democrats vice versa. Che's uniform hatred of choice and diversity is at least consistent.
Mar 28, 2011 Schorschi commented on The Problem With Iowa.
Dan, Dan, Dan, this is wholely _good_ for the country. If Iowa picks somebody who has a chance, then Iowa has this inordinate power over the country, and we get corn subsidies out the wazoo. If Iowans persist in picking nut-jobs, no real candidate will feel a need to pander to them, and we won't have the insanity of all-corn-syrup e'erthing, and corn ethanol fuel that's worse than oil.
Feb 1, 2011 Schorschi commented on Barbara Bush—George Bush's Daughter—Supports Marriage Equality!.
Which would you rather have: a 100% anti-gay opposition party, or a 90%-and-declining anti-gay opposition party? Fact is, both parties are about more than this one issue, and otherwise gay-loving voters find it hard to swallow the Democrats' political load whole.
Dec 16, 2010 Schorschi commented on "stop tearing terring ripping my posters down".
Which band member did he fuck? Never mind, they're both hot, and more importantly, hotter than him. Mazel tov.
Nov 17, 2010 Schorschi commented on Sarah Palin's Alaska Offspring.
Really Dan? The Facebook posts of children? This is beneath you.