Purocuyu

Location: Imperial Beach, California
Website: http://littlevictorygarden.tumblr.com

Bio/Manifesto

I'm an ultra lefty archaeologist from Imperial Beach, California. I'm on SLOG most of the day, but don't post often. I urban garden (is that a verb?) and play old Mexican music that no one wants to hear. My hobby is learning hobbies and then not doing them much after. I also rarely put into writing online things that can't be absolutely public, because some day all will be known, and that's scary!

More Than You Need to Know

This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• Pot or Coke
• SF or LA
• I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: the song that never ends
• What song do you never want to hear again?: fools rush in UB40
• What do you like to read when you poop?: Dracula
• What keeps you up at night?: my wife's profile
• What helps you sleep?: see above.
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Moving on Rascal Flatts
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: upper back (yeah, I know)
• If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: my oldest brother
• What book have you read the most?: my side of the mountain
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: The Holy Grail
• What piece of art would you steal?: Moctezuma's Head piece
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: spanglish

For Trolls Only

• Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: because he was tired of dressing his husband like a bosnian during role play
• Why are people so afraid to learn the truth about building 7?: because 7 ate 9 (i love that one)
• Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: from my wow drug dealer
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: The sexist one with the boobs

Fill in the Blank

• God is: what we say when something tastes awful