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Location: New London #BestCityEver, CT


I'm married, poly, and kink-friendly. My passion is for helping people have healthier, happier, and more satisfying sexual relationships - and I mean all sexual relationships- m/m, m/f, f/f, or "party of one"! I've been told that I combine wisdom, warmth, and wit in equal parts, putting people at ease when talking about a subject that often intimidates. Find me online and email me, connect, talk to me! I'm a bit of an attention ... um, enthusiast.

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    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Pot or Coke
  • Zune or Segway
  • SF or LA
  • Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you want played at your funeral?: Imagine
  • What song do you never want to hear again?: anything by Enya
  • What do you like to read when you poop?: The Success Principles (so sorry, Jack!!!!)
  • What keeps you up at night?: coffee
  • What helps you sleep?: knowing I'm living the life of my dreams
  • What song or movie makes you cry?: Imagine
  • Where's your hairiest square inch?: my scalp.
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: I would not disturb the dead.
  • What book have you read the most?: The Gift Nobody Wants, by Dr Paul Brand
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • What piece of art would you steal?: I know what you're asking, so I'll say it- the artwork I value most is Starry Night
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: misuse of apostrophes
  • What is your sweetest taboo?: oh, please, I'm not telling! My sweetest Tattoo is of "aauuuuummmmm"
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: Jerry Cantrell? That's what my brother maintains....


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