danindowntown

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This or That

• Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
• Bring It On or Stomp the Yard
• Cowgirls, Inc. or Pony
• Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
• Meridian or Film Forum
• No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
• Vampire or Zombie
• Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
• Dicks or Vaginas
• Too many teeth or No teeth at all
• Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
• Honey Bucket or Wizards of Ooze
• Elliott Bay or Amazon
• SVN or Git
• Pot or Coke
• Presse or Pichet
• Dina Martina or Jean Godden
• Zune or Segway
• SF or LA
• Will in Seattle or Fnarf
• Folklife or A kick in the face while drowning in fish guts
• OTB or ACT
• Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
• Tushy or Tuchus
• Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews

Questions

• What song do you want played at your funeral?: A medley of Liza Minelli, Babs, showtunes and Cher.
• What song do you never want to hear again?: Anything by right-wing country music singers.
• What do you like to read when you poop?: I eat too much fiber to do much reading on the toliet.
• What keeps you up at night?: Too much red wine, caffeine, cocktails, rich food, or a combo of all four.
• What helps you sleep?: The police shutting down the bucket drummers and other so called street musicians by 10 PM.
• What song or movie makes you cry?: Steel Magnolias...Sally Field's graveyard meltdown gets me every time.
• Where's your hairiest square inch?: My head...
• What book have you read the most?: The Sun Also Rises, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
• What movie can you recite verbatim?: Steel Magnolias...
• What piece of art would you steal?: Something famous with a cock. Maybe a sketch by Warhol or a photo by Mapplethorpe.
• What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: The acceptance and use of the word ain't by a majority of the English speaking peoples.
• What is your sweetest taboo?: The Man w/a Fez, smoking a ciggie on my right forearm and his sexy Chinese Lady also smoking a ciggie also on my right forearm.

For Trolls Only

• If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: Yes
• What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions

Fill in the Blank

• God is: busy with other things.