commented on SL Letter of the Day: Look But Don't Ogle—And Don't Blow Kisses!
To the original letter writer:
Don't be so passive. You're not some shrinking violet. You're a full grown man who can stand up for himself.
If someone is being creepy walk up to them and say "You're being a creep. Stop it." You don't even need to say you're not gay. Just tell them to knock it the fuck off. Every time.
I'll bet you they will and your problem will be solved.
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Model Behavior
Holy crap, this guy is fucking batshit crazy!
Look, LW, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. Not everything has a hidden agenda. Now go back and let Freud beat your ass with a whip.
commented on SLLOTD: A Caring Loving Uncle
Yeah, I have to go with not threatening the kid. You don't want to be accused of anything as an adult gay guy.
No kid wants to have a conversation about sex with an adult (trust me on this, I just did it with my 14 year old nephew, after getting advice from Dan on his podcast).
Leave out the threat, just say...
"Look, I don't think you should be having sex with each other, you're too young. BUT if you decide to have sex, please use birth control. If you don't know where to get it, you can ask me. ANYTHING you ask me will be private and confidential between the two of us, OK?"
That's probably a better lead-in, frankly.
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Honorary Centaur Fetishist
#4 there's no way Dan can answer that. You have to prioritize what you want and then meet real live human beings.
Then you can know what you will and won't be able to compromise on. Clearly the guy has some strong sexual needs that need to be met, the rest, well....if you asked me what my "type" is, I would say 5'5", Italian, furry, nice ass. My last two husbands have been 6' tall, not Italian and not furry. So there you go.
But connection is connection and ultimately that's what is important when some of the rest has faded down.
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Your Wife Is a Lesbian, Dude
The insane bullshit that heterosexuals put up with makes me glad I'm a faggot who came out when he was 16. It was quite clear to me as soon as puberty hit that it was all about boys. And no amount of Catholic silliness was going to make me feel guilty or weird about it.
To the letter writer:
DIVORCE HER NOW while you're still friends. Your bitterness is showing through and it's not going to get any better because you've given her all the cards.
commented on SL Letter of the Day: Did All That Ass Play Break My Dick?
You're massively over thinking it. Just chill and you'll be fine.
And get a larger dildo!
DON'T STICK CONDITIONER BOTTLES UP YOUR ASS! Not unless you want a very embarrassing and uncomfortable trip to the ER.
Don't stick anything up your ass that you can't pull back out with its larger end that can't go IN your ass (that's why dildos and buttplugs are tapered.