Yeah, it's a copy of that.

Zebes
Awesome Person 2011
SWASHBUCKLING HERO 2012
Northgate
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Bio

I am quite literally terrible at everything.

TMI

  • What keeps you up at night?: People being wrong on the internet
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle

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Zebes mistakenly believes sarcasm counts as wit.

Zebes

Location: Northgate
Website: http://www.badrap.org/rescue/index.html

Bio/Manifesto

I am quite literally terrible at everything.

More Than You Need to Know

    This or That

  • Punch Buggy or Slug Bug
  • Dan Savage or Charles Mudede
  • No legs and a million dollars or A million legs and no dollars
  • Vampire or Zombie
  • Frank Gehry or Rem Koolhaas
  • Dicks or Vaginas
  • Jesus or Santa (sexually)?
  • Barsuk or Fantagraphics
  • SF or LA
  • Zune or Segway
  • I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
  • Tushy or Tuchus
  • Ivar Haglund or Jean Enerson
  • Tom Skerritt or Dave Matthews
  • Questions

  • What song do you never want to hear again?: Mambo #5 by Lou Bega
  • What keeps you up at night?: People being wrong on the internet
  • If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?: Harrison Ford
  • What book have you read the most?: The instruction manual but I can't remember any of it
  • What movie can you recite verbatim?: Snatch
  • What piece of art would you steal?: Double Negative
  • What's your biggest grammatical pet peeve?: People who get uppity when you correct their bad grammar as though it were a personal insult
  • For Trolls Only

  • Dan Savage started the Iraq war. Why?: Iraq compared gay marriage to man-on-vacuum sex
  • If you found out you were going to have a pit-bull baby, would you have an abortion?: No
  • Where do you buy your WOW Gold?: SUSAN EXPRESS
  • What's your favorite Charles Mudede post?: That one with the picture of a building with incomprehensible Marxist allusions
  • Fill in the Blank

  • God is: the absentee father your mom covers for by putting his name on birthday presents she bought for you
 
 

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