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Zebes

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I am quite literally terrible at everything.

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I hate living in Seattle or I wish I lived in Seattle
God is: the absentee father your mom covers for by putting his name on birthday presents she bought for you
Vampire or Zombie
What book have you read the most?: The instruction manual but I can't remember any of it
Punch Buggy or Slug Bug

Zebes mistakenly believes sarcasm counts as wit.

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11:11 AM yesterday

Zebes commented on Slog Overnight.

This video makes me very uncomfortable.

May 17

Zebes commented on Introducing Yahoomblr?.

@7

Probably because that's what 95% (absolutely accurate figure, I ran it through my scienceometer) of the rest of the web is doing, and it's being passed around by chump users who aren't exactly profiting from it, and you could probably get something taken down if you really wanted and brought your lawyers to bear.

May 17

Zebes commented on Introducing Yahoomblr?.

Oh, goody! While thumbing along my tumblr dashboard earlier today, I couldn't help but think, "You know what this needs? The sort of irrelevance and hamfisted monetization schemes only a aging tech giant from the early 2000s can bring."

May 17

Zebes commented on From the Mailbag....

I once saw a bird fly into a supermarket. I guess one of the lobsters in the aquarium in the back died and was reincarnated or something? Is that how this works?

May 17

Zebes commented on New Gun Enthusiast....

Maybe we'd have less casualties due to irresponsible gun ownership if people stopped buying irresponsible guns. Did that rifle even take lessons?

May 17

Zebes commented on "What would you consider the number one priority in the making of Atlas Shrugged Part III?".

I'd like to see the DVDs include a scratch 'n sniff card that accurately recreates the sweaty odor of a brave capitalist holding up the weight of a world encumbered by altruists and parasites.

May 17

Zebes commented on Sacramento Columnist Slams Our "City of Limited Introspection".

I don't really want a basketball team anymore. (I wasn't really all that enthusiastic about one to begin with because I'm a nerd.) I just sort of want to lock all the involved parties and all the smug critics up in Key Arena and watch them fight for a bit. The winner gets a kick in the pants and one of Erdman's 'go fuck itself' shirts with the NBA crossed out and the winner's name written in. That's a sport I could get behind.

May 16

Zebes commented on Geographic Apostrophe Death.

Ain't that just like the federal government to sweep on in and take your punctuation like that

May 16

Zebes commented on US Military Grants Itself the Power to Police American Streets and "Quell" "Civil Disturbances".

That is legitimately shitty. What recourse is available to reverse or counteract this? (Besides investing in a gun and assuming I can fend off the military from my basement with all the training I got from youtube videos of fat dudes in camo running maneuvers and shooting mannequins in the woods.)